enuf for a herd of pachyderms     

Jane's Jungle Juice
Jane's Jungle Juice is an incredibly potent punch that can eliminate those pesky brain cells which prevent fullout "Chita Level" partying. Jane's recipe will make up to 20 gallons which is enuf to kill 300 water buffalo, or make raging Tarzans out of 14 computer geeks. Use dry ice to keep it cold and stirred up, but please do not eat the dry ice. The punch should be enuf to really fckyaup.

Ingredients
Bottle Everclear®
3 bottles vodka
1 bottle peach schnapps
1 pint Bacardi® 151 rum
10 bottles Sprite®
1 jug Sunny Delight®
1 bottle triple sec
1 bottle bottle gin
1 bottle DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker Schnapps
4 bottles Boone's Farm® Strawberry Hill wine
8 cans Hawaiian Punch®
fruit (much as you wanna toss in)

Instructions
Put trash bags into a large container almost as big as a dumpster. Allow the fruit to soak in all the alcohol for about 4 - 12 hours. Add juice and let sit overnight. Serve the next day. Hold funerals in the elephant burial ground the day after.
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