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    A R C H I V E    
Jane's Jungle Juice
This punch packs the power of a plethora
of pachyderms. It will turn 115 pound
geeks into Tarzans who can really swing.
It will make you party like Chita.
Can you say ooo-ooo-oooko-ook?

Whipplewanger
Sexiest concoction of this millenium.
Takes the concept of DIY mixology to a
whole new level. A very low level, indeed.
More fun than squeezing the Charmin.


Moon Tat
 It'll make you looney. A good pre-game
for moon walks, moon dances, and the
drive-by mooning of strangers on your
way to and from your parole hearing.
Show us yours, we'll show you ours.

    P O U R I N G     S O O N    
Sex On The Beach
I make it with a double shot of sex, a
splash of surf, four rays of sunshine,
and just a pinch of sand. Bring your
own blanket. Hopefully, you'll need it.

Strip And Go Naked
Considering that my secret recipe calls
for a six pack of cheap beer, it tastes
surprisingly like Country Time lemonade.
Well, it does!
Watermelon Shots
It's summer. It's watermelon. You know you
like big round melons. How dangerous can
that be?


Pee Wee Squirt
Refreshing. Invigorating. Perfect for watching
Porno with a bunch of your little friends.
Give it a shot!






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